Hot on the heels of our feeble Test The Nation results, I mentioned the other day, me and the missus suffered the further indignity of coming an absolutely pathetic Fifth! in the oul' Pub Quiz at The Salisbury last night. Following on from our heroic "Two Thirds and Two Wins" in the past five weeks' run, this was a bitter disappointment for us both, as well as a shock for the legions of my adoring attractive female fans --who sadly failed to turn up this week again.