Well, yesterday I received an email from the BBC with the shortlist of 36 people who made it through to the final of the Last Laugh competition and my name was conspicuous by its absence. This means that I am officially a “Witless Drudge” with all the writing ability of a “Prepubescent Teenager who has been educated from birth via the medium of SMS text messages”. But you already knew that, didn’t you?
Oh well, back to the writing board. Channel 4 have a Comedy Writing Competition running at the moment, as well. Maybe if I send them an entry, heavily impregnated with Nitrous Oxide, I’ll get somewhere with this one.