The first in an occasional series, whereby we take a piss-poor advert for some nondescript product, which for no apparent reason features some vacant bimbo looking like she’s in the middle of a multiple orgasm - and draw a big hairy cock on it, in best prepubescent schoolboy fashion!

Is it wit? - Is it satire? - Is it biting social commentary?

Possibly not - but it’s what was going through the mind of that creativity-vacuum known as the "Advertising Executive" when he thought up this risible attempt to make you subconsciously associate "Thrusting a hot sweaty RAM card into your computer’s eagerly awaiting slot" with …​er…​ whatever it is people do with Girls of the Opposite Gender.