Amongst the usual wheelbarrow loads of spam I’ve been getting in my intray over the past week or three, there’s been several dozen with a subject line consisting of some variation on the theme “My boyfriends’ <insert slang name for willy> is so big… yadda… yadda…”. I don’t actually know what the rest of the line is, as it gets cut off by the edge of my email app window and - needless to say - I just delete spam without looking at it, but one thing I did find mildly amusing: where the *<slang name for willy> *appears in the subject line, I’ve seen all the usual suspects used; ‘Penis’, ‘Cock’, ‘Wang’, ‘Pecker’, and so on. However I’ve also noticed quite a few emails proclaiming *“My boyfriend’s peter is so big….”* etc.
PETER???!!! –Who in the name of anal fuck calls their willy [or their boyfriend’s willy for that matter] a fucking ‘peter’?!
WOMAN: What is it?
MAN [Sexily]: I want you to do something for me…
WOMAN [Also sexily]: Anything! - What is it?
MAN: Will you suck my peter?
WOMAN: Oh… All right then. But he can’t stay for dinner. We’ve got nothing in!