Just to remind you all; Christmas drinkies will be in the Function Room --or whatever the Hell it’s called!-- at Jabez Clegg on Thursday evening, from 7pm '`til 1am. Tickets are a measley £2 and are available from all good tutors [and some rubbish ones].

Those students wishing to show their appreciation of the fabulous teaching they have received from me during the course of the year may do so by placing pints of Guinness in my sweaty paws, for the duration of the night.

Cheers!