A list of staff members from within our small department alone, who have left over the past 5 years, since "You’ve Been Quango’d" and "The Rottweiler" took over:

Hey! --I’m just saying. Don’t read anything into it. They were probably all just a bunch of useless employees who didn’t appreciate the open, honest and fair way in which they were being managed.

From henceforth my blogging lips are sealed on the subject of the SS Titanic TMC.