25 May 2018
GDPR
“GDPR Compliance Statement”

In accordance with the new EU GDPR data protection legislation, Them’s Good Broth would like to assure visitors to this site that we collect no personally identifying information from you —apart from randomly sampling the horrendous flatulence blasting from your ragged tea towel holder and billowing in foetid green clouds around your keyboard-hunched carcass.

This olfactory data is subsequently anonymised and sent off to be analysed for flavour and pungency at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, as part of the European Union’s Euro-Quack research.

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ORIGINAL PUBLICATION DATE: 25 May 2018

AUTHOR: stíobhart matulevicz

LAST MODIFIED: 25 Apr 2020  — REASON: "extract asciidoc preamble into separate file and include it"

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