POKÉMON GO

because what the world really needs is fuckwitts on mobile phones paying even less attention to where they’re going.

APPLECARE

drawn after my girlfriend spent about half an hour on the phone to AppleCare, trying to book an appointment to have her MacBook repaired. A half hour spent being subjected to a bizarre mix of traditional British "couldn’t give a fuck" customer support, mixed with hipster Californian "everything in the world is so arse-sum I can hardly contain myself!" fakery.

CARRY ON HERMAN

Logo / Backdrop design for a [now defunct] blog about my self-build campervan adventures.

BLAH! BLAH!

made for an article on installing Isso comments for one of my blogs

CCGB CAPTION CONTEST

One of a few goes I had at a weekly caption contest, run by the Cartoonists Club of Great Britain on their website. Entrants have to produce a cartoon based on a given theme or caption. This one was theme: "begging"

CCGB CAPTION CONTEST

One of a few goes I had at a weekly caption contest, run by the Cartoonists Club of Great Britain on their website. Entrants have to produce a cartoon based on a given theme or caption. This one was theme: "train travel"

CCGB CAPTION CONTEST

One of a few goes I had at a weekly caption contest, run by the Cartoonists Club of Great Britain on their website. Entrants have to produce a cartoon based on a given theme or caption. This one was a caption one.

CCGB CAPTION CONTEST

One of a few goes I had at a weekly caption contest, run by the Cartoonists Club of Great Britain on their website. Entrants have to produce a cartoon based on a given theme or caption. This one was a caption one.

CCGB CAPTION CONTEST

One of a few goes I had at a weekly caption contest, run by the Cartoonists Club of Great Britain on their website. Entrants have to produce a cartoon based on a given theme or caption. This one was a caption one.

CCGB CAPTION CONTEST

One of a few goes I had at a weekly caption contest, run by the Cartoonists Club of Great Britain on their website. Entrants have to produce a cartoon based on a given theme or caption. This one was theme: "teabreak"

CHOCOLATE?

as one of those folks who finds chocolate really sickly and never eats it, I’m always amazed that so many people seem addicted to it like crack.

Gnus Joke

from the 'excruciating puns' dept.

Hostipule Joke

another one from the 'excruciating puns' dept.

Random Joke

this one seemed funny in my head. You have no imagine the bloke with an outraged upper class accent…​ No?…​ Ach! Suit yerselves.

Boxing Joke

yet another one from the 'excruciating puns' dept.

RANDOM DOODLE

this sprang from a random doodle I did on the corner of a scrap of paper, which I decided, in a moment of ennui to work up into a finished 'thing'. It’s the missus, as an alien, giving me a right good zap 'up the bracket' --and why not!

CHRIMBO CARD

CHRIMBO CRACKER JOKE