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A Festive WTF?
30 Dec 2015
With the traditional burnt offerings of Hercules Poirot sadly missing from the BBC’s Christmas schedules this year [at least in the copy of the Radio Times I managed to smuggle through customs], it seemed like we might be left without a Yuletide mystery to keep our ‘leetle grey zells’ active. Or it did –until the folks and me sat down to Christmas dinner at my sister’s house and, in between post-prandial belching and farting, started to work our way through the mountain of Christmas Crackers.... [ Read More ]
Premature Felicitation
24 Dec 2010
Seeing as how I’ll be doing the rounds tomorrow; stuffing my face with booze and food, and unlikely to be going anywhere near the comp to upload this, you’ll have to accept my Christmas greetings a bit early. Have a good one everybody and, as Tiny Tim would say: “Gawd bless us, one and all!” ... [ Read More ]
Chrimbo Quoffs
14 Dec 2010
Just to remind you all; Christmas drinkies will be in the Function Room –or whatever the Hell it’s called!– at Jabez Clegg on Thursday evening, from 7pm ‘til 1am. Tickets are a measley £2 and are available from all good tutors [and some rubbish ones]. Those students wishing to show their appreciation of the fabulous teaching they have received from me during the course of the year may do so by placing pints of Guinness in my sweaty paws, for the duration of the night.... [ Read More ]
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