Here’s another one of my occasional 'Cartoon Roundups', wherein I treat my vast readership to a motley mélange of miserable daubs, which I’ve produced over the previous few weeks or months and which aren’t fileable under any other collection.
06th April 2019 An artist’s rendition of whichever horse I’ve backed on any year, arriving for the start of the Grand National.
21st April 2019 At this special time of year, I think it’s important to remember those who don’t subscribe to the universally held orthodoxy....
[ Read More ]4th March 2019 Cartoon Roundup
04 Mar 2019
Another one of my periodical roundups, featuring other wee bits and bobs I’ve done in amongst my #PortraitChallenge efforts.
8th December 2018 Brexit—the gift that keeps on giving! Here’s a super present idea for Christmas. Guaranteed hours of ennui for all the family!
11th January 2019 They say today’s news headlines are tomorrow’s fish & chip wrapper. And, sometimes, yesterday’s #PortraitChallenge is today’s washing up.
++++ ++++ 15th January 2019 Hilarious hospital themed cartoon....
[ Read More ]Premature Felicitation
24 Dec 2010
Seeing as how I’ll be doing the rounds tomorrow; stuffing my face with booze and food, and unlikely to be going anywhere near the comp to upload this, you’ll have to accept my Christmas greetings a bit early.
Have a good one everybody and, as Tiny Tim would say: "Gawd bless us, one and all!"
[ Read More ]Chrimbo Quoffs
14 Dec 2010
Just to remind you all; Christmas drinkies will be in the Function Room --or whatever the Hell it’s called!-- at Jabez Clegg on Thursday evening, from 7pm '`til 1am. Tickets are a measley £2 and are available from all good tutors [and some rubbish ones].
Those students wishing to show their appreciation of the fabulous teaching they have received from me during the course of the year may do so by placing pints of Guinness in my sweaty paws, for the duration of the night....
[ Read More ]While My Guitar Gently Weeps
12 Dec 2010
I notice that the bookies are offering odds of 17-to-one on a Beatles track being the Christmas Number One single.
I might well have a flutter on that, so I might!
When Apple first announced the arrival of The Beatles on iTunes I, like most other folks, said "So what? --’the kids’ today dinnae even know who The Beatles are and the people who know who The Beatles are already have all their music anyway!...
[ Read More ]Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time!
24 Dec 2005
To certain persons at City College Manchester who, for the sake of keeping my job, must sadly remain nameless - a heartfelt Christmas greeting:
As I sit here with [literally!] £1,32 to my name in the bank, debating whether to settle for a single brussels sprout for Christmas dinner, or attempt to catch one of the mice I can hear scampering about in the attic and roast it over a roaring candle, I’d like to thank you for all you’ve done for me over the past couple of months, to make this such a special Christmas…...
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