In Which Your Humble Author Embarks on a Futile Monologue Which No-one Else Ever Reads...

..And the Simple Girl buys what she's told to buy.....

An unfunnny comedy skit, based around Mastermind...

An unfunnny comedy skit, based around an American Sex Therapy TV Show...

An unfunnny comedy skit, based around Wimbledon...

The mysterious English aversion to having locks on toilets...

A guide to the world of mass-produced tattooos...

From our Nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink! department...

A completely fictional speculation, about no persons living or dead...

An amazing discovery about the origins of the magnificent kebab creature...

When acronyms go wrong...

Don't worry, Greens. The Earth can look after itself...